Well-polished silver-finish soft enamel pin featuring the unsettling face of a deeply sinister gorilla.

This primate oozes a dark, insatiable energy. His grin? Downright menacing. It’s all made even stranger by the packaging, which reads: “Lord, forgive my simian ways.” (uhm… ?)

IMPORTANT NOTE: this pin has NOT been reviewed, approved, or even acknowledged by Lockheed Martin executives. It's basically contraband. So don’t snitch—grab yours before they mysteriously disappear.

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