gone once, may never come again... unlike me in your mom ✦✦✦ 12 chinese single fathers died in the making of these shirts, their children must pick up the slack in their absence ✦✦✦ NOTICE: THIS PRODUCT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY MULTIPLE FEDERAL AGENCIES ✦✦✦ this part of the scroll doesnt have any meaning, just buy the frickin shirt ✦✦✦ you are being hypnotized, I am holding a psychic raygun to your head, you have 22 seconds to purchase a hat before I drill holes in your thought machine ✦✦✦ hypothetically speaking, buy a hat or im gonna go full simian and do long-term corporeal damage to you, hypothetically speaking ✦✦✦